I Get Paid $5,000 a Month for Corporate Posture Therapy

I don't date him. I don't even have regular conversations with him.

Every Tuesday and Thursday, I visit a private penthouse office suite in Manhattan. I sign a strict confidentiality agreement at the entrance. I assist a 60-year-old corporate CEO with an ergonomic wellness routine. For exactly four hours, he utilizes my specialized posture support training, resting his feet on an ergonomic cushion mount while taking intense international corporate calls.

He pays me $5,000 a month in direct cash payments. I use the money to completely pay off my student loans and fund my local animal rescue shelter.

My friends all think I'm a successful freelance corporate consultant. Technically, I am providing high-end structural support, and it is the most lucrative and peaceful job I have ever held in my life.